Recent Movie Reviews


F I S H I N G F I S H I N G

Rated 3 / 5 stars

wutang clan ain't nothin to fuck with

impressive animation, shit plotline



Child's Play Child's Play

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

tuesday is coming

man, i love yafm, agent simms, etc, but this wasnt all that great. you just copied everything out of egm, and its not as if seanbaby didnt make up that whole article in one sitting anyway. its still funny though, and i like the voice on the fat kid. keep it coming.



Canadian Crisis Canadian Crisis

Rated 4 / 5 stars

good shit eh

as a canadian who was too fucking lazy too even enter that contest, I'm wondering, is this based on something that happened to you, or someone you know of? are you even canadian? and why wouldn't you just take out that contest info thing at the end, seeing as that was like a almost a year old anyway? good flash though, i'd suggest notifying the egm staff, maybe just send it to Milky specifically so he can watch himself die in a bloody violent massacre. that bastard...


Recent Game Reviews


Croc Hunter Croc Hunter

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

zipperfish ownz

i'm really only reviewing this to get sailormoonfan's mouthful of dumbass out of sight for those of us who are allowed to use sharp utensils when we eat. yuo dumbass, smf, i have xp and it works just fine. Just goes to show you, sailor moon fans should not be allowed to connect with the outside world.



DragRacer v2 DragRacer v2

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

kick ass

great game, nice design. must have been hard to put together. the next one should be multi-player (online if possible), and more decals would be nice in the toolkit thing. another improvement would be the ability to supe up a small truck for drag racing. the only glitch I noticed was the opening RATM theme plays as if it were two tracks over top of each other, slightly apart. its hard to explain, but it suddenly started happening on my friend's PC and then on mine. (note: it worked fine before, so i doubt it's on my side, but that would be better than a glitch in the game).


Recent Audio Reviews


Evil-Dog - Changes Evil-Dog - Changes

Rated 4 / 5 stars

yay, i can bring two friends! yaaayyy!!!

good job. nice to see stuff like this on NG. A little foggy at the beginning and end, when the tv effect cuts in. that gay keyboardy-type synth-guitar whateverthehellitis needs to go. either do the overlapping key-boardy type riff on guitar ar just take it out at the very beginning and end, cuz it just crowds the guitar riff, which is strong on its own. who am i to say, whatever. good job. you need bass!!!