All 17 movie Reviews


Rated 3 / 5 stars

wutang clan ain't nothin to fuck with

impressive animation, shit plotline

Child's Play Child's Play

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

tuesday is coming

man, i love yafm, agent simms, etc, but this wasnt all that great. you just copied everything out of egm, and its not as if seanbaby didnt make up that whole article in one sitting anyway. its still funny though, and i like the voice on the fat kid. keep it coming.

Canadian Crisis Canadian Crisis

Rated 4 / 5 stars

good shit eh

as a canadian who was too fucking lazy too even enter that contest, I'm wondering, is this based on something that happened to you, or someone you know of? are you even canadian? and why wouldn't you just take out that contest info thing at the end, seeing as that was like a almost a year old anyway? good flash though, i'd suggest notifying the egm staff, maybe just send it to Milky specifically so he can watch himself die in a bloody violent massacre. that bastard...

MegaManXVSZero MegaManXVSZero

Rated 0 / 5 stars

total shit. fuck off and die.

title pretty much says it all. goddamn, that's twenty seconds of my life I will nevr ever ever get back. I hope you're happy fuckhead, cuz I wasted another 20 writing this shit here. i'm gonna go find a movie by darktk and give it a 5 just to spite you. if there were negative scores, you'd get one from me. my day is ruined.

You are a F*cking Moron5 You are a F*cking Moron5

Rated 4 / 5 stars

seamonkeys taste bad

great stuff, it keeps getting better with each episode. After he gets elected again (oh, c'mon, you know he will) do another one, just to remind the republicans of how fucking stupid they are. I think you should do a "collection" movie, with a shitload of clips of the stupidest morons ever caught on tape. the footage would probably speak for itself, and you could easily rip off the clips from real tv and shit, so it might be a good idea if you're ever running low on inspiration and need to churn out another episode soon. or maybe i'm just a fucking moron. whatever, keep 'em coming.

arfenhouse teh movie too arfenhouse teh movie too

Rated 4 / 5 stars


retardedly delicious. what game did they play at the end, where pikachu needed to be healed? tell me about it, cuz it looks like an mmorpg? is it free? were you just throwing sprites against a crappy backgroud? is it even meant to resemble any real game? w/e good movie.

Shadow Govt. Puppet Show Shadow Govt. Puppet Show

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


i really liked this, but you should have used some better arguments against Bush, it's not like he's hard to ridicule. the part where he died was great, but it should have involved a pretzel in soem way. i don't get the end though, the snickers thing. please explain.

Detective Frofrog Detective Frofrog

Rated 4 / 5 stars

door slammed open, hehehe

yeah i love hitchhiker's too, so i'm kinda biase3d. you clearly put a lot of work into these, but you can't be surprised when some people don't have the attention span to watch a five minute cartoon with no nudity. i thought it was great, so, anyways, on to number two.

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Suicidal - Big Strides Suicidal - Big Strides

Rated 4 / 5 stars


considering this is your second submission, that's pretty damned good. Big Strides owes your ass a lot, as I can imagine how much extra exposure your flash has earned them. They sound like a great band, I'll be on the lookout for their merch. I'd suggest you keep that vulture in all your flash, or possibly use it as a logo. Keep up the good work.

Legacy episode 1 Legacy episode 1

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

nice fight scene

the only thing scoring this points is the wicked fight scene; it had stellar animation. the voice-overs blow ass and the story is cliched. if the story progresses into something a little more interestig, maybe i won't fall asleep between ninja battles.